Liquid Hot

DIRECTOR W/THE LIBERTINIS. Jan. 23rd- 26th. Slip into something a little uncomfortable as comic stripper Woody Shticks gets trapped on a porno set with little more than his spicy signature blend of stand-up, strip, and story. In a night thick with slick satire and compromising positions, Woody reveals more than secrets as he gets down and dirty with power and privilege. Come for the snickers but stay for the kickers in this scalding sex comedy directed by The Libertinis!

Amethyst Tryst

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Feb7-8th. OtterPup Productions, in association with Theatre Off Jackson, brings a night of purple- through purple costumes, accents, props, themes, and music which color the stage in this burlesque revue.

Body of Work Opening Party

HOST. Jan. 31st. Body of Work, the newest exhibit at Museum of Pop Culture explores the culture of body art. Join us on Jan. 31st for the opening night celebration.

Valentease

HOST. Feb 15th IvaFiero Productions presents an evening of teasing and pleasing at Studio Bob in Port Angeles.

Parts n' Rekt

CO-HOST, CO-PRODUCER W/ REBECCA MM DAVIS. Feb 27-28th Calling all fans of waffles, Ron Swanson, and celebrity animals! Join local civic- minded citizens in celebrating the life of Pawnee's treasured celebrity miniature horse, Lil' Sebastian and the beloved TV show. Featuring music, sketch comedy, burlesque, drag, and more!

Big Lit Energy

GUEST ARTIST- THE BEARENSTONED BEARS July 12th. Online Fundraiser to support literary burlesque ensemble, Noveltease Theatre! Featuring poetry, scenes, sketches and more all streamed directly to your home!

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Intersections Festival

Fierce! Queer Performing Arts Festival

Carol of the Hells

DIRECTOR. Dec 18, 19, 20, 21 The Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater. Spooky, queer, holiday burlesque play by Scarlett O'Hairdye.

Come & Get It

VARIETY PERFORMER. Come & Get It is the revival of an occasionally queer variety show that used to hold residency at the now gone Velvet Elvis Art's Lounge and Theatre. Hosted always by Seattle's own Bitsy Bates the evenings include song, laughter and oddities. Won't you join us for an evening that is not television? 21+ at The Palace Theatre and Art Bar, Georgetown Seattle Washington.

The Pink Door

HOST. Jan 19, Feb 23, March 30, April 13,20, June 22, July 13, Aug 17, Sept 21 Since 1981 The Pink Door has provided nightly entertainment to amuse and provoke. Since 2015, Tootsie has been a rotating cast member of the Pacific Northwest's longest running cabaret.

Bawdy Storytelling

STORYTELLER. June 6th. “The Moth for Pervs” – LA Weekly. Bawdy Storytelling features tales of Carnal Wins & Epic Fails with No Scripts, No Nets, and No Holds Barred. These folks aren't reading from cue cards: this is honest-to-badness story time with true sexcapades and poignant, transformational tales at each and every show.

No Closet Follies Vol 2

BURLESQUE PERFORMER June 30th. No Closet Follies Vol 2: A Not So Vanilla fundraiser brings together a cast of perfomers, with a particaluar set of skills, for your viewing pleasure. Watch as they delight, titillate, tease, seduce and dominate you! With performances featuring latex to high femme to gender bending to rope, there will be something to arouse everyones interests.

A Queen Within: Adorned Archetypes

HOST/ FEATURED STORYTELLER W/ SHE IS FIERCE. May 10th. This immersive fashion exhibition examines notions of feminine identity through more than 100 pieces of avant-garde fashion, photography, and video.

Minxes of Middle Earth

PERFORMER. June 1st. Minxes of Middle Earth: One does not simply strip into Mordor A Lord of the Rings Themed Burlesque Show A Whatnot Theatrics Production.

The Burly Pack.

HOST. JAN 5th The Burly Pack: A Tribute to the Brak Pack is a burlesque, boylesque and drag variety show inspired by John Hughes high school movies from the 80s such as: The Breakfast Club,Some Kind of Wonderful,Ferris Bueller's Day Off and more!

Natural Born Strippers

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Jan. 25-26. IvaFiero Productions returns to realize their true calling in life: to be Natural Born Strippers! A tribute to 90's Movie Soundtracks with a magically babealicious cast of stellar performers. Come see these bright, shining stars get down to your favorite film soundtracks from this glorious decade. For those who are too weird to live, and too rare to die. We know you can handle the truth! The strippers abide; because you, the audience, complete us.

Who Cares!

DIRECTOR W/THE LIBERTINIS. Feb. 7-10 FEB. 7th-10th. Who cares! is the centerpiece of Tender Loving Queers: a queer comedy minifest at 18th & Union: an arts space. Who Cares! is a solo comedy quest written and performed by Woody Shticks.

Afternoon Delight

STORYTELLER. Feb. 10th FEB 10. 3pm A part of Tender Loving Queers comedy festival! Afternoon Delight is Scrumptious Storytelling. Ready for some hot dish? Bring one to share for a sprawling afternoon potluck and a tender loving storyslam. Gobble up home-cooked goodness with some homegrown hahas and maybe even slam a story of your own!

Adventure!

CO-DIRECTOR. APRIL 12-13th. Noveltease invites you on a wild adventure with the Baron Munchausen as we open our inaugural season of literary burlesque! ADVENTURE! Marvelous Tales of the Baron Munchausen is adapted from the 1785 book Baron Munchausen’s Narrative of His Marvellous Travels and Campaigns in Russia by Rudolph Erich Raspe. Through a combination of theatrical text and original burlesque choreography.

Winter Baby

VARIETY PERFORMER. March 19th. Winter Baby: A Birthday Fundraiser to Escape the Cold It's time to celebrate the turn of the season, as well as impending re-turn of Saturn for one trash goblin in slutty jorts, Sin de la Rosa. Join the birthday girl and a cadre of her sexy, fabulous friends as we bid adieu to frosty breath and frozen fingertips and welcome the feeling of dampness at the bottoms of your jeans that never seems to completely dry.

Intersections Festival 2019

FEATURED PERFORMER MARCH 21st. 9pm. Intersections: A Celebration of Seattle Performance is a comedy festival focused on equity, inclusion, and representation. The festival will showcase around 50 local performers in stand-up, improv, sketch comedy, burlesque, storytelling, spoken word, music, dance, and theatre.

Guardians of the Sexy Vol 4

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. MARCH15th- 16th. Emerald City Comic Con and Professor of Nerdlesque, Jo Jo Stiletto, have partnered to explore what happens when fandom and burlesque collide live on stage. The result? An intergalactic team-up of glitter misfit heroes and warrior weirdos recruited from across the known universe to showcase, celebrate, and yes, guard, the sexiness of ALL nerds.

Snowglobed

FEATURED STORYTELLER December 17th. In it's 8th iteration, SnowGlobed returns in partnership with She is Fierce Seattle Stories and The 14/48 Projects.

The Return of That's F*cked Up

HOST. November 2-4. Back from the dead for the post-reality era, it's That's Fucked Up! Never was there a more perfect show for the dystopian nightmare in which we find ourselves! Which once-unthinkable horrors will the performers metamorphose into art? Come find out as Clown Stripper Productions proudly presents the return of the show that's so wrong it's juuuust right.

Smut P(art)y!

PRODUCER (The Libertinis) HOST. In our latest P(ART)Y (art party, for the uninitiated), The Libertinis enlisted the help of some of our favorite performers to deal a low blow to high art.

The Pink Door

HOST/ PERFORMER. Jan 20. Feb 3,10. March 17.April 14.May 26.June 8. July 14. Sept 8,29.Dec.22 Since 1981 The Pink Door has provided nightly entertainment to amuse and provoke. Since 2015, Tootsie has been a rotating cast member of the Pacific Northwest's longest running cabaret.

Sexuali Tease

FEATURED PERFORMER. Sept. 21-22. Planned Parenthood's annual community burlesque show returns with SexualiTease: A Planned Parenthood Burlesque! Join us in a celebration of agency, sexuality, and all things body positive.

Hot for the Summer

PERFORMER-THE SALTY LICKS. August 25th. Hot for the Summer: A Queer/Trans Backyard Comedy Show and Fundraiser for Youthcare’s Isis at Ravenna House

Can You Handle It?!

SPECIAL GUEST. August 31. An unapologetically queer late-night show from the glorious and fruity minds of Graham Downing and Michael Castillo.

Tales from the restricted Section

FEATURED PERFORMER. Sept 16. Come see our leather-bound performers baring everything in Hot Fawking Production's newest show: Tales from the Restricted Section. Whether you're looking for a less-austere Austin or some tantalizing Tolkien, these acts will leave you J K Howling!

The Emerald City Burlesque Revue

FEATURED PERFORMER. August 18th. The Emerald City Burlesque Revue is bringing a night of entertainment that will linger in your mind long after you've left Belltown's historic Rendezvous Jewelbox Theater. TWO SHOWS, ONE NIGHT, and an exclusive cocktail hour nestled in between featuring a signature cocktail menu just for our guests - you!

A Midsummer Night's Reverie

PERFORMER- QUINCE. June 28- 30th. Sinner Saint Burlesques new interpretation of Shakespeare's classic. Pairing a queer twist using Shakespeare's text with spectacular costuming and ecdysiastic pageantry.

School's Out for the Summer

FEATURED STORYTELLER. June 15. MoPOP presents After Dark Happy Hour: Schools out for Summer. A happy hour event for teachers featuring drink specials, games, stories, and more.

Seattle Erotic Art's Festival

PERFORMER- THE SALTY LICKS. Saturday April 28th 7:30 pm. Mouthful of mouthfeel.Curated by Alyza Delpan-Monley

She is Fierce: Criminal

HOST. April 6 & 7. she is FIERCE: CRIMINAL In proud partnership with Sound Theatre Company SiF is a storytelling event where female identified and gender queer individuals share their personal stories.

Maniac

DIRECTOR WITH THE LIBERTINIS. It’s 1989 and Butch Woods is a MANIAC with one dream: sweat through every home in America with his very own VHS empire. He’s got the passion to make it happen...as long as he can hold it together long enough to audition his back-up. Will tight buns and a loose grip take him all the way, or will fitness fame - like sanity - prove too much of a stretch?

Emerald City Comic Con

PERFORMER. March 2nd & 3rd. Emerald City Comic Con once again joins forces with producer Jo Jo Stiletto, the Professor of Nerdlesque, to explore what happens when fandom and burlesque collide live on stage. Join us for one of four shows that Nerdhole.com called “freaking phenomenal.”

Intersetions Festival

FEATURED STORYTELLER. March 24th at 9pm. Intersections is a comedy festival focused on equity, inclusion, and representation.It will take place at Youngstown Cultural Arts Center.

Bonkers

FEATURED PERFORMER. March 27th at 8 For one zany evening, burlesque performers take to the stage and present an evening of clowning and clown themed burlesque! We've got magic trunks, an unlikely love story, Italian clowns and more!

Passion Project

FEATURED SPEAKER. Participants in the Passion Project have just 12 minutes to convince the audience to care about their hobbyhorse or most precious experience, whatever that may be—"60s horror films, a perfectly toasted marshmallow,organizing horrible messes," or whatever really gets them going. Produced by Sophie Lowenstein and The Pocket Theater

Relentless

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Relentless is more than just the title; it's non-stop, edge-of-your-seat, high-energy, breath-stealing burlesque from the most Relentless performers in Seattle and around North America! Tootsie made her Relentless debut in 2014 and was thrilled to be invited back for the 5 year Fierceversary! Produce by IvaFiero Production in association with Theatre off Jackson.

Nite Skool

CO-DIRECTOR/ACTOR/ASST.COSTUME DESIGNER (THE LIBERTINIS) Nite Skool is a genre-blending, boundary-crushing skool nite full of music, dance, comedy, and so much more! Created by the ensemble and the Libertinis and produced by Annex Theatre.

Deers

CO-DIRECTOR In DEERS. Antic animals drink away their troubles with friends and foes at a mountain tavern in the Cascades, where every bunny knows your name. DEERS follows critters of all shapes and sizes over four episodes of this strange and unusual live sitcom. Written by Marcus Gorman. Produced by Annex Theatre.

The Moth

HOST. A dream come true to host a live event of my favorite podcast! Moth shows are renowned for the great range of human experience they showcase. Each show starts with a theme, and the storytellers explore it, often in unexpected ways. Since each story is true and every voice authentic, the shows dance between documentary and theater, creating a unique, intimate, and often enlightening experience for the audience. Check out the website for story slam near you!

She Is Fierce:Haunted

GUEST ARTIST. She is Fierce is a storytelling gathering focused on elevating womxn and gender queer voices.

Bechdel Test Burlesque

FEATURED PERFORMER Naked. Nerdy. Feminist. This is Bechdel Test Burlesque. Since 2013, this super-powered spectacle has persisted in the Seattle burlesque landscape, a show that celebrates women in pop culture and reclaims our favorite characters from the clutches of the patriarchy. Presented in partnership with Planned Parenthood, thirteen performers join forces to resist the status quo and build a more feminist world through smart, sexy, nerdy burlesque.

The Naked Show

FEATURED PERFORMERS-THE BEARENSTONED BEARS Baring all in a "brazen yet philosophical revue" along side Hattie Hellkat as "Seattle's probably only stoner bear entertainers, The Bearenstoned Bears"

That Time of The Month

FEATURED GROUP-THE SALTY LICKS. The Salty Licks joined sketch group Day Job as they curated a femme-forward late nite variety show at The Ballard Underground.

Sketch Comedy Month

FEATURED GROUP-THE SALTY LICKS. The Salty Licks performed several shows throughout April and May as part of The Pocket Theater's annual sketch comedy celebration.

Spin the Bottle

FEATURED GROUP- THE SALTY LICKS. The Salty Licks performed at Annex Theatre's monthly cabaret, Spin The Bottle.

The Pink Door

ROTATING CAST MEMBER. Tootsie is thrilled to be a rotating cast member at the Pacific Northwest's longest running cabaret. Nestled in the historic Pike's Market, The Pink Door serves delicious food and delectable entertainment.

All-Smutt Spin the Bottle

CURATORS/HOST WITH THE LIBERTINIS. For the past Three years, The Libertinis are thrilled to Curate and host the Annual All-Smut version of Annex Theatre's monthly Cabaret, Spin the Bottle.

Trust Fall

DIRECTOR/ COLLABORATOR. Tootsie had the honor to direct Caitie Auld in burlesque debut in her one-woman show!

....Misadventures of Twisty Shakes

PRODUCER/ACTOR WITH THE LIBERTINIS. whimsical, rip-roaring crusade through a kingdom of intrepid go-go dancers, mole people, sky pirates, and warring demigods. THE FANTASTIC MISADVENTURES OF TWISTY SHAKES is a hard-rocking, rump-shaking, road-tripping odyssey inspired by the fantasy movies of the 80s, the music of the 70s, and the wide eyes of the 60s.

Burl-X-Files

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Take a trip down memory lane and into the basement with Spooky Mulder and Dana Scully as they investigate unexplained phenomenon in a boisterous burlesque theater. Produced by JoJo Stiletto Events and in Association with Theatre off Jackson.

Trust Fall

ONE WOMAN SHOW! The Trust Fall series pushes one performer to run a performance marathon, create, and collaborate with a variety of different artists culminating in one-night only variety extravaganza. Produced by The Pocket Theater.

Uncle Seagull- Fringe Fest

CO WRITER W/THE LIBERTINIS, ACTOR. The Libertinis take their love note/ransom letter to headline the 2016 Seattle Fringe Festival! This show is a reminder that everybirdy hurts.

P(ART)Y: Match Maker Showcase

PRODUCER/HOST WITH THE LIBERTINIS. In the midst of a patented Libertinis P(ART)Y earlier this month, we paired 12 unlikely collaborators and gave them a simple mission: make something! They’ll unveil their new love children in a special showcase celebrating collaboration, ingenuity, and cheap beer

She is Fierce

STORYTELLER. SHE IS FIERCE is an all female identified storytelling event. In this brilliant night of true stories, female identified individuals of every demographic will take the stage and share stories of their own based on a theme, and will have the option to either tell their story on their own or collaborate with a dance, theatre, music, or visual artist.

Hard Love

GUEST ENTRE ARTIST AND PERFORMER. Seattle's Twisted Troupe- Stripped Screw present an evening of sultry and comedic burlesque.

Rumpus: Holiday Hangover

PRODUCER (THE LIBERTINIS & STORYTELLER. This holiday-edition Rumpus - Humpus for those in the know - is full of totally true stories of deck-the-halls devastation. The Libertinis, Seattle’s sexiest interarts gang, bring you their annual FUNdraiser blowout with a story slam full of tales of tannenbaum tragedy, leftover ham, and booze galore.

Whole Lotta Shakin'

PERFORMER AS THE BEARENSTONED BEARS. If the music of Elvis Presley gives you that dirty, dirty feeling, then celebrate The King's 81st birthday with Whole Lotta' Shakin'! With burlesque, variety, and, yes, Elvis impersonators, there's no better way to celebrate Elvis's unmistakable legacy on American music -- other than a trip to Graceland, of course. Produced by Sailor St. Claire.

Full Disclosure

GUEST STORYTELLER. Every fourth Saturday of the month its time for Full Disclosure, the show where true stories come to life. Each month we invite a guest monologist to share funny, scary, touching, or down right crazy moments from their actual life, and then a group of improv comedians take themes from those stories and delightfully reimagine them. Produced by Comedy Sportz

P(ART)Y: Bender!

PRODUCER/HOST WITH THE LIBERTINIS. Things quickly spin out of control when the one and only Jackie Miedema crashes the latest Libertinis weekend getaway. Who invited all these people? Where did this sack of Egg McMuffins come from? And when did that lawn flamingo start giving life advice? The Libertinis are ready to piece together the last 24 hours with the help of their special friends Olivia Lee, Michael Hamm, Trevor Hansen, Baby Fin and more!

The Tipfield Hour

SPECIAL GUEST on the TV show The Tipfield Hour starring Matt Hatfield and Brittany Tipton.

Challenger

GUEST DIRECTOR. Fly back to 1986 and train with teachers Christa McAuliffe and Barbara Morgan as they prepare to go where no civilian has gone before - space! From the "vomit comet" to the interview room and the space shuttle itself, you'll explore the heights of friendship, what it means to take risks, and our place in space with this all-woman ensemble as they become teachers, astronauts, engineers, and more. Produced by Rocket Theatre Lab

Revelry

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Seattle's only Monday night burlesque revue! We bring a bevy of beauties to our stage--from fresh faces to local favorites--all ready to shimmy to make you smile! Produced by Songbird and Raven

Spin the Bottle

HOST WITH THE LIBERTINIS. Spin the Bottle is Annex Theatre's month late nite Cabaret and variety show.

The Stripper + The Divine

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. A burlesque tribute to Image Comics! is proud to stand and declare ourselves non-compliant now and forever. We’re bringing acts about war, beauty, pop-star gods and goddesses, self-love, and even a big space cat that talks! From space operas to Westerns, comedy to romance, horror to high fantasy, Image and it’s creators dare to be diverse, queer, beautiful, weird, and wonderful. So do we.

Annex Theatre All Holiday Party

FEATURED PERFORMERS -THE LIBERTINIS. Annex Theatre's All Holiday Party is a fundraiser extravaganza with easter eggs, valentines, mistletoe and more!

Digestion

FEATURED CLOWN PERFORMER. Standing Rock Benefit perforance and part of Annex Theatre's Flinch/Punch series.

Pastie Pops

CLOWN. Les Spectacles Flambés, in conjunction with Theater off Jackson, presents a burlesque romp through the classical music catalog.

The Pink Door

ROTATING CAST MEMBER. Tootsie is thrilled to be a rotating cast member at the Pacific Northwest's longest running cabaret. Nestled in the historic Pike's Market, The Pink Door serves delicious food and delectable entertainment.

All-Smut Spin the Bottle

CURATOR/HOST WITH THE LIBERTINIS. Back for round two! The Libertinis are thrilled to Curate and host the Annual All-Smut version of Annex Theatre's monthly Cabaret, Spin the Bottle.

Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekender

PERFORMER W/ WET AFTER MIDNIGHT. Movers, Shakers, & Innovators Showcase. Creativity. Daring. The new and the different. The avant-garde and the WTF. See them all and more at the opening event of the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend, the MOVERS, SHAKERS & INNOVATORS showcase

Live From Studio G-String

HOST. Come join Smooches and Science Presents in association with Theatre Off Jackson as we celebrate the history and joy of Saturday Night Live with Live From Studio G-String: A Burlesque Tribute to SNL. This is going to be the sparkliest tribute to SNL you will ever see.

Atomic Falls,USA

DIRECTOR, PRODUCER W/ THE LIBERTINIS A new devised play fashioned by The Libertinis with Max Kirchner - chronicles the exploits of a 1950s subterranean community forced into an exquisitely-outfitted fallout shelter after an atomic event too hot to handle.

There is no Dana..Only Boobs

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Sexy + Stupid + Ghostbusters = THERE IS NO DANA, ONLY BOOBS 2 shows, 1 night only! Early Show starts at 6:00pm (Doors at 5:30pm) Late Show starts at 7:30pm (Doors at 7:15pm)

The Seattle Tattoo Expo

HOST The Clam Strips Revue curated by J Von Stratton at The Seattle Tattoo Expo

Art of The City Street Fest

PERFORMER W/THE LIBERTINIS. Live Music + Performance + Live Painting & Street Art + Interactive Installations + Special Exhibitions + Local Arts Orgs Over 25 Open Galleries, Studios, & Lofts

Uncle Seagull

WRITER,PERFORMER, PRODUCER W/ THE LIBERTINIS. The Libertinis, Seattle’s sexiest interarts gang, present equal parts love letter and ransom note to your favorite turn-of-the-century Russian poet Anton Chekhov as a blithe reminder that everybirdy hurts.

Yer' Cheatin' Heart

PRODUCER W/ THE LIBERTINIS. COSTUME DESING, ACTOR. A whiskey-soaked, dust-in-your-boots murder ballad that promises to ruffle your petticoat devised by the ensemble and Max Kirchner.

The Voyeur

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Twin City Tease Burlesque and our special guests have many sinful, naughty, and downright, well.... DELIGHTFUL delights in store for you in "THE VOYEUR", presented for your viewing pleasure at the Historic Centralia Fox Theatre in beautiful downtown Centralia. Come let us tantalize you, as we tease like no one is watching!

Spin the Bottle

FEATURED PERFORMER AS THE BEARENSTONED BEARS. Annex Theatre's longest running variety show. Every 1st Friday of every month.

Wet After Midnight

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Wet After Midnight: Gremlins-Inspired Burlesque! What's green, naked, and really blows the fuck up when placed in a microwave? Gremlins! Come see Bella Bijoux, Flirty Sanchez, Heidi Von Haught, Tootsie Spangles, and Randi Rascal perform some of their favorite acts, new and old! And, get one last chance to see the crowd-pleasing Gremlins number before the ladies take it on the road to the Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend!

Broadway Babes

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Broadway Babes: A Burlesque Tribute to the Great White Way is a hysterical parade of thespian burlesque that traces the history of Broadway musicals. At times problematic but always over-the-top, this art form has defined America’s theater, culture, and sense of humor for over a century.

Steal! My! Pants!

GO-GO DANCER. GAME SHOW ASSISTANT W/ THE LIBERTINIS. A game show, burlesque show, and birthday party all in one!

Best Burlesque Pageant Ever

GUEST PERFORMER. Stripped Screw presents their annual holiday romp at Columbia City Theater.

All-Smut Spin the Bottle

CURATORS, PERFORMERS W/THE LIBERTINIS. If you’re looking for moisture of a different kind, get your beautiful butt to a special ALL SMUT Spin the Bottle, curated by none other than The Libertinis! Come down to Annex Theatre on Friday, September 4, at 11pm.

Slash

FEATURED PERFORMER. Burlesque celebration of erotic fan fiction produced by Jo Jo Stiletto Events.

Duck Duck Scissors!

GUEST STORYTELLER. You start with a group of improv comedians who’ve delighted audiences in places like Chicago, New York and Los Angeles. You introduce them to a special guest monologist—maybe it’s a celebrity, maybe it’s a scientist, maybe it’s someone weird off the street—with a story to tell. Then you turn them all loose. The special guest will open their hearts to you with stories, memories, and feelings inspired by your suggestions. The improvisers will then turn it into high energy,

Scarecrow Video Launch Party

HOST & PERFORMER W/THE LIBERTINIS Join Scarecrow's Stranger Genius Award-winning team on Tuesday, October 20th, at Sole Repair on Capitol Hill to celebrate the organization's first year anniversary as a nonprofit and the launch of its new membership program!

Guardians of the Sexy

FEATURED PERFORMER. Jo Jo Stiletto Events in association with The Emerald City Comic Con presents an epic geeky burlesque celebration.

Trust Fall

FEATURED PERFORMER, WRITER. Friendship is incredible. You can't have friendship without trust. Clayton Weller wants to be friends with YOU! Watch as Clayton is forced to do a panoply of crazy things by his friends. Watch as he learns to dead-lift, eat a hot pepper, and hip-hop dance to Beyonce. This is a one time only event; Clayton trusts that you'll be there to catch him.

Birthday P(ART)Y.

FEATURED PERFORMER PRODUCER W/ THE LIBERTINIS. A Birthday themed P(ART)Y otherwise known as The Libertinis art party at The Pocket Theater.

Let's Go Crazy

FEATURED CLOWN PERFORMER. Let's Go Crazy is a comedic burlesque play and titillating thriller from Dreadful Girl Productions.

Mad Scientist Cabaret

ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR Mad Scientist Cabaret is a late nite mad cap event brining your darkest nightmares to real life.

Sprung

FEATURED PERFORMER Top Down Presents a Spring Themed burlesque show that will leave you Sprung!

Gone Wild!

CREATOR, PERFORMER W/THE LIBERTINIS. As part of Annex Theatre’s 2014 late nite series. GONE WILD! is a burlesque nature documentary play that follows Quincy Von Poodle, a zoologist named Randall, and an evil tap dancing dolphin around the world. They travel through jungles, grasslands, and regional airports as they seek to capture a new species of shape shifting creatures!

P(ART)Y!

PRODUCER/PERFORMER W/THE LIBERTINIS. The Libertinis’ founding producers Tootsie Spangles, Hattie Hellkat, and Woody Shticks have set up shop at the brand new Pocket Theatre, so get ready for priceless prizes, witty banter, and a chance to get in there and make some art yourself with the Libertinis! At this P{ART}Y, performers Maxie Milieu and Jackie Miedema will shake things up with visual artists Andrea Gahl, Laurel R. Dodge, and Starheadboy to mix high art and low morals

Every Sequin is Sacred

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Cock & Crow Present! Every Sequin is Sacred: A Burlesque Inspired by Monty Python This show is inspired by the wit and crassness of the good chaps of Monty Python, with more than tongue in cheek...like a little T & A, and maybe a knob. Join us as we salute the many sketches, and move you with the movies.

Dark Cabaret

CLOWN/FEATURED PERFORMER. Step right up and join us for another dark and decadent evening of variety in many libidinous forms! There's hoochie coochie girls, belly dancers, sword swallowers, live music and so much more!

Fabulous Frenzy

BURLESQUE PERFORMER, PRODUCER. Seattle's Fabulous Four bring their special blend of burlesque to our sister city.

Disney After Dark

FEATURED PERFORMER. Back by popular demand Stripped Screw Burlesque is bringing their full-length Disney After Dark show to Columbia City Theater for SIX nights in 2014 - March 21/22/23 and 28/29/30! Inspired by the magical kingdom of Walt Disney.

Fertility Rite

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Dark Fruit Productions brings theatrically artistic, avant-garde, and risqué performances to Seattle. Come to Ballard to witness some of Seattle's finest performers push the boundaries of burlesque, theatre, and cabaret.

The Burlesque Marathong

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Join Seattle's powerhouse burlesque community in this special event designed for performers to film their acts with a live audience! Cheer performers on as they put their best pasties forward on film in order to submit these acts to burlesque festivals around the country and world!

Nerdlesque Festival

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. From April 3th through April 6th, 2014, Epic Win, RAWR & D20 Burlesque will combine forces with performers from all over the country, nay THE WORLD, to turn New York City into the epicenter of glittery naked nerdery!

Spin the Bottle

FEATURED PERFORMER/HOST. Annex Theatre's longest running late nite variety show in the heart of Capitol Hill.

Silk Tease

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Jacqueline Hyde brings to the stage a collection of burlesque entertainers full of sass and class! Joining Miss Hyde on the stage are the lovely Karmen Sutra, Eva Fairwood, Tootsie Spangles and Miz Melancholy. Hosted by Sir Eddie Van Glam.

PlayTime Time!!!

GUEST ARTIST. The Puppet burlesque society brings a madcap evening of stripping, puppetry, and more!

Rumpus!!!

PRODUCER W/THE LIBERTINIS. RUMPUS!!! is your chance to experience what this interarts gang does best - fresh art that electrifies your head, heart, guts, and groin. RUMPUS!!! is your chance to rub elbows with The Libertinis and our special friends. RUMPUS!!! is your chance to bid on silent auction items, help raise FUNds for Season Three AND eat more cupcakes and wear more glitter than your mom ever thought you could.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. A night of macabre story telling and performance art in the form of dance, music, belly dance, burlesque and aerial.

Whiz ART Bang!

FEATURED PERFORMER. A variety show produced in association with The Pocket Theater.

Relentless

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. IvaFiero Productions brings you a night of entertainment like no other. Relentless is more than just the title; it's non-stop, in-your-face, high-energy performances all show long.

The Pink Door

ROTATING CAST MEMBER. Tootsie is thrilled to be a rotating cast member at the Pacific Northwest's longest running cabaret. Nestled in the historic Pike's Market, The Pink Door serves delicious food and delectable entertainment.

The Best Burlesque Pageant Ever

GUEST ARTIST Your favorite holiday misfits are back again as Stripped Screw takes on the true meaning of Christmas in this throwback to your childhood Christmas pageants.

Accio Burlesque!

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Sailor St. Claire presents a burlesque tribute to Harry Potter features brand new cheeky revelations about the Harry Potter universe. From witches and wizards to magical beasts, Accio Burlesque summons our favorite things from J.K. Rowling’s novels (and the films they inspired) and re-imagines them through the art of the tease.

Oral Tradition

STORYTELLER. PRODUCER W/ THE LIBERTINIS. Libertini founding producers Tootsie Spangles, Hattie HellKat, and Woody Shticks slammed stories harder, sexier, and weirder than they’ve ever been slammed before.ORAL TRADITION is a theatrical storytelling show that featured three tawdry, wacky, tragic, and TRUE tales!

Tassel Talk: Keep em' Twirling

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. This December, come see . a showcase of acts that found their sea legs at Tassel Talk in 2014. Proceeds from the show will go to fund the next year of Tassel Talk, and to support Annex Theatre for donating the space where the magic happens. Because Seattle burlesque just keeps getting better if we...Keep 'em Twirlin.

Whedonesque Burlesque

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Presented by Jo Jo Stiletto Events in association with the Theatre Off Jackson. Whedonesque Burlesque returns to Seattle with all new acts inspired by the Whedonverse: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Avengers, Firefly, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Blog, Angel, Agents of SHIELD, and yes, maybe even Cabin in the Woods. Oh god, oh god, we’re all going to die…of awesome.

Ladies Night

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. We love ladies! We love burlesque! We're turning the Annex stage into a showcase for a fierce collection of women. Come down for the evening and let them dazzle you with a wide range of burlesque; from showgirl classics to greek goddesses- we’ve got it! Don't miss this chance to catch up with new-comers as well as seasoned performers of the Seattle burlesque scene

Better off Nude

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Join us for two nights of most excellent entertainment as IvaFiero Productions brings you Better Off Nude: A Burlesque Tribute to 80's Cinema. Sit back, relax, and grab some popcorn while you enjoy your favorite movies of the '80s, interpreted through the art of Burlesque. Gratuitous boobs...check An actress who was actually in an 80s flick...check Slow clap...oh yeah Movie montages? YES!

Revelry

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. A monthly revue featuring striptease artists from around the sound.

Colorado Burlesque Festival

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. The Colorado Burlesque festival celebrates quality burlesque from the Rocky Mountains and beyond.

That's F*cked Up

CLOWN. Stripper Clown Productions. Now in its fourth year, That's Fucked Up! bubbles back to the surface like that stain you just can't clean! The cast froths with Seattle's most talented and deranged performance artists to bring you prompt, dependable relief from hackneyed burlesque, drag, and cirque.

America F'Yeah

BURLESQUE PERFORMER.CLOWN. Boom Boom L'Roux presents a glitter filled variety celebration of our independence. In true Americana fashion we roll out the red checked picnic blanket, prepare our sparklers, fly our freak flags, and exercise our freedom for all things America, F’ YEAH!!

An Evening at Merlotte's

Smooches and Science's first independent show! A romp through Bon Temps, Louisiana. An Evening at Merlotte's was an immersive experience with a heavy focus on crowd interaction inspired by the HBO show True Blood.

Naked Bunch.

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Sailor St. Claire presents a new event based on the underground cabarets of the 1960s literary set, Naked Bunch is a quarterly "happening" that showcases live music, literature and striptease. This October, Naked Bunch visits working class bars to pick up women with Charles Bukowski in Legs, Hips & Behind. Featuring striptease by Dizzy Von Damn and Tootsie Spangles

The Dinner w/ Death Comedy Hour

PRODUCER.WRITER. PERFORMER W/ THE LIBERTINIS. When three estranged friends are mysteriously gathered at a mansion on a hill, they hope to finally find closure around the disappearance of their dearest friend years earlier. What they find is a twisted tale of passion, betrayal, and chicken strips

Cast off Cabaret

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Come see a stunning array of performers that enchant, entice, and entertain your nautical side. Join us for an evening of booby hatches, cleats, and coquettes that will have every sailor in the room shouting "Land, ho!"

JOYstick Level 2

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. JOYstick! Level 2 is the next generation of video game burlesque. From Final Fantasy to World of Warcraft to Katamari Damacy, all aspects of video games and gamer culture will be explored.

Return to WinterWood

CLOWN. Return to WinterWood with us as we travel further into the magical forest of burlesque and performance inspired by wintery mythology, magic, and beauty.

Labor and Lust

PERFORMER W/ THE LIBERTINIS. The Emerald City Mudhens present their annual fundraiser.

Carnevale

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Midnight Menagerie Productions presents an evening of striptease and performance inspired by Carnevale.

The Burlesque Marathong

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Join Seattle's powerhouse burlesque community in this special event designed for performers to film their acts with a live audience! Cheer our local performers on as they put their best pasties forward on film in order to submit these acts to burlesque festivals around the country and world!

Rumpus!

PRODUCER, PERFORMER W/ THE LIBERTINIS. The Libertinis are launching their new season of genre-blending artistry with a party of epic proportions!

Boobs and the Bard

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Unnatural Redhead Productions is proud to bring “Boobs and the Bard: A Shakespeare Burlesque!” to Seattle this November. Whether you are a life-long Shakespeare devotee or have only resentfully read what was assigned to you in school, this show will delight and entertain. Genderbending and crossdressing! Clever wordplay! Comedy and tragedy! Oddly frequent occurrences of twins!

Island of Misfit Monsters

BURLESUQUE PERFORMER. La Petite Mort presents a wicked journey into the center of trash cinema and all things sensuous and monstrous!

Burl-X-Files

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Jo Jo Stiletto Events in Association with the Theatre Off Jackson present The Burl-X-Files. We invite you to Spooky Mulder and Agent Scully’s basement office from which they investigate sexy alien abductions, salacious paranormal activity and other strange unexplained phenomenon

Debauchery

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Lily Divine productions presents a monthly show featuring Tantalizing Teases for Queers of All Genders!

You Can't Do This on TV

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. a burlesque tribute to the TV shows that keep us coming back for more. Join us for a look at censored scenes from some our favorite TV shows including Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, Glee, Futurama and many more! You won’t want to change the channel, this is definitely MUST SEE TV

I Love the 80s

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Blonde Ambition Burlesque presents an evening of '80s-inspired tassel twirling to the music of Guns N'Roses, Prince, White Snake, Rick Astley & more...So break out your acid wash and Aqua Net, and get dressed in your 80s best! Prizes for best costumes.

A Burlesque Affair to Remember

ENSEMBLE. DANCER. In the heat of Havana in the early 1950’s a theater troupe of Broadway performers are booked at the Hotel Amor, the ultimate getaway for romance finding it or having it. But the cast is in store for more than they bargained as they find their own journey of love of others and of performing. Burlesque Affair to Remember celebrates the art of a fully scripted and choreographed burlesque and ballroom production in the historic Century Ballroom in Seattle, WA

Inferno

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Midnight Menagerie Productions invites you to explore the 9 circles of hell.

Wormhole

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. On star date 20130511.8 a wormhole of the sexiest proportions will open up and bring you an evening of science-fiction inspired burlesque. See our treasures from the far future and our mementos from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far way. It’s an evening of the fantastic and the mundane as our performers guide you through one what-could-be to another.

Accio Burlesque!

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Sailor St. Claire Presents: Something magical is about to happen at the Annex Theatre. Return to Hogwarts with a burlesque tribute to the world of Harry Potter. From witches and wizards to magical beasts, Accio Burlesque! summons all of the things we love most about J.K. Rowling’s iconic novels (and the films they inspired) and reimagines them through the art of the tease.

The Best Burlesque Pageant Ever

GUEST ARTIST. Stripped Screw Burlesque take on the Christmas spirit in their annual holiday extravaganza.

Colorado Burlesque Festival

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. The Colorado Burlesque festival celebrates quality burlesque from the Rocky Mountains and beyond.

The Windy City Burlesque Fest

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Windy City Burlesque Fest is Chicago's biggest burlesque event! Every year, every summer

May Flowers

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Unnatural Redhead Productions is proud to present...MAY FLOWERS A burlesque show featuring all things spring!

Gone Wild!

PRODUCER/PERFORMER W/THE LIBERTINIS Curio Cabaret presents The Libertinis in their wildest adventure yet! Your ticket includes admission to the show, interactive props and more! Join us for an evening safari full of singing, dancing,and hunting.

Fresh Meat Showcase

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Produced by Boom BThe show where YOUR opinion matters! This juicy show is jampacked with new performers and fresh material. Enjoy exciting new performances, and let us know what YOU think.

Chameleon Productions

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Tootsie Spangles joins the Chameleon productions crew for their "One Hit Wonders" themed show and the "Tis the Season" holiday show.

CabarGAY!

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. EmpeROAR Fabulous!!! presents " CabarGAY! A Queer Cabaret”. Highlighting multi-faceted queer performers from the dazzling Seattle Cabaret scene, CabarGAY! features a scintillating selection Burlesque, Drag, Music, Performance Art, and Aerial Performance.

Geeklesque: Unites

STAGE KITTEN. Critical Hit Burlesque (Portland, OR) and Jo Jo Stiletto Events (Seattle, WA) are teaming up this fall to bring you Geeklesque Unites! Geeklesque Unites will feature some of the best geek-themed burlesque from around the Pacific Northwest, for one night only on Friday, October 19, 2012.

Green with Envy

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Midnight Menagarie present an evening of burlesque and cabaret featuring all things GREEN.

AOB 101, 102 Graduation

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Showcase at the Academy of Burlesque for 101 and 102 students.

The Beginning of the End

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. The planet will shake, the heavens will open up & your knees will tremble as The Academy Of Burlesque brings you "THE BEGINNING OF THE END!" an evening of AOB alumni.

Tits for Christy: A Benefit Show

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Purple Devil Productions proudly presents: Tits for Christy: A Benefit Show. Featuring performances by Blithe Nite, Candy Apples, Dahlia Ste. Cyr, Jen Cerdena, Karmen Sutra, Liz Cruz, Pidgeon Von Tramp, Sinder, Solange Corbeau, Tootsie Spangles, and Whisper DeCorvo.

A Trip Around The World

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Pack your bags and grab your passport because the Tempting Tarts are about to take you on a trip around the world that you won't soon forget!

Whedoneque Burlesque

BURLESQUE PERFORMER. Jo Jo Stilettos events presents a second helping of burlesque and cabaret I inspired by the works of Joss Whedon.

Dreams and Nightmares

PRODUCER/PERFORMER W/ THE LIBERTINIS Curio Cabaret presents The Libertinis in their debut show. After the lights go out journey to a world where your biggest dreams and darkest nightmares dance together.